i just remembered that in middle school there was a kid named “Ugonna” in my lunch and everytime he bought pizza i was like “ugonna eat that?????” and i guess i was kinda harassing him so he told the principal and the principal made me buy him a pizza for harassment and the next day i was like “ugonna pay me back?” and thats the story of how i almost got stabbed with a plastic fork
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so when i came out and told my mom i was gay my mom said she loved me anyway and then we heard my sister yell from the other room “can someone answer the phone” and my mom goes “what its not ringing” and she yells back “BECAUSE I FUCKING CALLED IT” and my mom yelled at her
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ive never actually seen high school musical can someone give me a summary
Bop to the top.
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Honey, you could never be more right. (via onehatmadder)
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is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
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Vine needs to be stopped
Spitted my whole water out, fam.
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”’Girls’ was a big load of internalized misogyny, but I feel like Marina made up for it with ‘Sex Yeah.’”
*sneaks into your house* *waits for you to wake up* Ha hey reblog my selfie
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Can we all remember when Andrew Keenan-Bolger was on The Naked Brother’s Band?
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