sleep:

i just remembered that in middle school there was a kid named “Ugonna” in my lunch and everytime he bought pizza i was like “ugonna eat that?????” and i guess i was kinda harassing him so he told the principal and the principal made me buy him a pizza for harassment and the next day i was like “ugonna pay me back?” and thats the story of how i almost got stabbed with a plastic fork 

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The last eight times I told you I loved you, they sounded like apologies. — Miles Walser  (via 24ribs)

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ex-cuse-u:

so when i came out and told my mom i was gay my mom said she loved me anyway and then we heard my sister yell from the other room “can someone answer the phone” and my mom goes “what its not ringing” and she yells back “BECAUSE I FUCKING CALLED IT” and my mom yelled at her

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team780:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

ive never actually seen high school musical can someone give me a summary

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Bop to the top.

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It’s interesting - I think that there is a lot more attention on theatre and it has become more mainstream in a lot of ways than it used to be; especially because of shows like GLEE and SMASH. But, at the same time, I feel like it is getting a little bit white-washed - you know, the shows that get produced on Broadway don’t really have as much substance as they used to, I don’t think. It might just be the economy or whatever, but it seems like audiences only want light, fluffy entertainment and they don’t want serious, dark stories anymore - they don’t want to think and they don’t want to be challenged, ever. And, so, if that’s the case, it’s kind of sad to me - I want there to be FALSETTOS and HELLO AGAIN there with KINKY BOOTS and MATILDA, you know? It seems like the only shows that survive now are the big, splashy, fun, escapist shows and I am not sure if that is a good thing. — Carolee Carmello

Honey, you could never be more right. (via onehatmadder)

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deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

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carradineway:

harryedward:

Vine needs to be stopped

Spitted my whole water out, fam.

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diamond-confessions:

”’Girls’ was a big load of internalized misogyny, but I feel like Marina made up for it with ‘Sex Yeah.’”

diamond-confessions:

”’Girls’ was a big load of internalized misogyny, but I feel like Marina made up for it with ‘Sex Yeah.’”

chickenstripping:

*sneaks into your house* *waits for you to wake up* Ha hey reblog my selfie

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badafro:

“im gonna make the stupidest baby ever” - my parents

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famebookofbroadway:

Can we all remember when Andrew Keenan-Bolger was on The Naked Brother’s Band? 

famebookofbroadway:

Can we all remember when Andrew Keenan-Bolger was on The Naked Brother’s Band? 

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feminicolas:

I don’t get mail. I get mails. 

All thanks to Sondheim.

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ericnally:

im the best snapchatter ever

ericnally:

im the best snapchatter ever

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